Awkward compliments

Carl:	You are smart, delicious and mostly water.
Barrie:	I feel like your hair follicles are a nice size and well spaced.
Carl:	You've got the exact number of eyes and limbs I'm looking for in a friend and possible mate.
Barrie:	When you say things, they have appropriate subject/verb agreements.
Carl:	I also convert oxygen to carbon dioxide. And I love sounds. We should agree to meet in a public place and converse about inane topics while attempting to build up our best characteristics and not look batshit crazy. We will split the check equally, but I will hold doors open as needed.