|Carl:||You are smart, delicious and mostly water.|
|Barrie:||I feel like your hair follicles are a nice size and well spaced.|
|Carl:||You've got the exact number of eyes and limbs I'm looking for in a friend and possible mate.|
|Barrie:||When you say things, they have appropriate subject/verb agreements.|
|Carl:||I also convert oxygen to carbon dioxide. And I love sounds. We should agree to meet in a public place and converse about inane topics while attempting to build up our best characteristics and not look batshit crazy. We will split the check equally, but I will hold doors open as needed.|
Things I’m stoked about: The National - “Bloodbuzz Ohio”
I’m not sure which I was looking forward to more this year — graduating college or The National’s new album High Violet. It’s a shame I still haven’t given the album a listen yet … maybe soon.